2014-04-06 "It did not matter how many foes he faced! They were no match for his bodacity!!!!"

Hello Family!!!!!

So, twas another unreal week! But this week I truly have no time!!

So basically, the awesome things, we had Zone Conference. President is an amazing man. For part of ZC though, we watched a talk by Tad R. Callister. The Blue Print of the Church or something like that. Kinda an unreal talk. Everyone should watch it!

And this week we killed it! Like... yeah, on record this is the best week we have had. We found heaps of people. We have heaps of people moving towards baptism. We have Less Actives coming back to church. Adrian is teaching with us! He is getting over his Phobia! He actually looked it up and its a thing. Its got a name... yeah, but he is starting to do very well.

Tom is going super awesome! He has his Baptismal interview this week!!!!! Such a stud siya! He is leaving soon though, which is sad. He introduced us to someone else in his area and she has a baptismal date now!!!

If you don't remember Joel, he is the one that asked for missionaries and now he reads everything he can get his hands on. He cant afford to go to church in Daet, but now that it is in Basud, he can walk there!!!! I am super excited for him. His problem is now the same problem that everyone has here. He needs to get married, which is expensive, so he won't be able to do that for a while.... Sad day. Love Him!

This week I literally talked to everyone and there Dog!!! We have a couple new investigators as a result, at my Tagalog is improving a ton!!! Hopefully when I talk to Dallin at Mothers Day we can speak in Tagalog!!! Its gonna be a thing.

You know what else is a thing. Spaghetti. I totally had a dream last night that the children here were chasing me trying to eat my Spaghetti. Basically imagine Braxton McCallister running away from children with spaghetti in hand, being a ninja. That was my dream. Except that it was me. And not Braxton. Only the power of the spaghetti combined with me and my awesome mind, can I ever achieve awesomeness like his...

Anywho, we were missionaries this week. We did awesome missionary things. Like teach. Confound smart people (like a random reporter that wanted to bible bash), and basically be awesome. That was us. But I don't have time to fill you in on the details, so imagine the spaghetti, and imagine me, and imagine missionaries, and you are imagining my week.

Love you all! Hope that's good enough to satisfy the cravings you all have to know whats going on in the life of Elder Christensen. Oh, by the way, you need to imagine meat balls in the Spaghetti.

Love You all! Peace till next week! (afterward, there will be major destruction!!). Gotta run!